im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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a haiku for disney
simba doesn’t count
tiana was mostly frog
y’all racist as hell
I spit out my water
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Wtf did I just read
Holy crap that was a good read xD
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The Anatomical Heart Necklace is back in stock at Wicked Clothes!
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lotr meme - nine characters (5/9) ↬ Éowyn, the Shieldmaiden of Rohan“ What do you fear, my lady?” “A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.”
Happy international women’s day!
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